Today, on PV15S, we will take a magic trip back in time! To do that, first we all need to say the magic word! On three, kids...

1!
2!
3!

DYuuuuNgh!!

Who knows what horrors lie in wait beyond the door of time?

OMFG! The light! It blinds!!!

Oh, good. Nothing horrific came through. Just a young lady dressed in the style of the times.

sakura : *biting own finger* Mmm phmm mm mmnmm MMphm!
Nanani : ...Yes!

Ew, those glasses really don't suit her.

Now that is one scary looking chick.

Finally, a normal looking girl! She's really pretty too.

Sure knows how to brighten up a room, doesn't she?

hyde : *Mysterious beauty glance*

Wait a sec, 'she' seems awfully flat-chested somehow...

So does she...

This one I'm sure about though.

sakura : *Gasp!* I broke my resolution not to chew my fingers anymore.

sakura : I shall make up for it! *Flail arms madly*
Nanani : Crazy here might actually be... a ... guy...

hyde : *Starts singing*
Nanani : AUUGH!!! MAN VOICE!!

MY GOD! They're actually guys! Who'd have thought!?

Why the hell is there a door opening into the desert? And a fake plastic moon?

tetsu : Because I thought it was a good idea. Shut up.
Nanani : *whimper* Eep! Please don't hurt me! *steps away*

Check it out, it's the illegitimate offspring of Two-Face and Cousin It!

OOH! The scary one spins! I like!

Damn, he's prettier than me. In fact, he's the prettiest girl I've ever seen, and he's not even a girl! How unfair.

...I take it back. Never mind.

hyde : *pouts* But I -am- the prettiest girl you've ever seen. I mean, not a girl. Right. Yes.

You're so pretty you get your own... Staircase! Awesome prize, no?

This one spins too! This bodes well for the future.

Shiny drum sets rule!

O.O I have seen the light! And it is blue!! BLUE LIGHT! WEE!!

hyde : Woe is me! My head is disembodied! *angst*

Perhaps the fake plastic moon will provide a solution.

ken : I'll just take a quick moondust shower.

sakura : Hair smells goooooood in moondust.

tetsu : I suppose a little moondust can't hurt.

hyde : Yes it can! If I get any in my hair, I won't be pretty anymore!

hyde : Away foul dust demons!

hyde : Go MAD!

hyde : Panic!!

hyde : I'd rather be a disembodied head than get dust in my hair!!

hyde : Moondust has caught me. I give up.

hyde : If only we didn't have this fucking door to the desert. Fuck the sand.
Nanani : That language doesn't suit such a pretty girl person.
hyde : Fuck that and fuck you.

hyde : Now I've lost my beauty and my girlish image. I'm ruined. *angsts*

hyde : AND MY HEAD KEEPS FLOATING AWAY FROM MY BODY! FUCK!

hyde : Is this the end?

ken : What's the big deal? Moondust and sand are good for sleeping in, actually.

sakura : *Still in moondust shower* Ooh, I love the moondust!

tetsu : I make a lovely sand castle. Or moondust castle. Something.

hyde : I know! I will end my life by eating the accursed hair-ruining sand dust!

hyde : I can feel it working. *crazy*

hyde : *SPLAT*
Nanani : Maybe I should have done something sooner? Nah, it was fun to watch...

hyde : Even in death, I am the prettiest.
Nanani : YOU'RE DEAD! Stay quiet!!!
hyde : *Dead*

tetsu : So, hyde's dead.
ken : Yeah. So?
tetsu : Nothing, just making small talk.
ken : Oh. sakura's still in the shower?
tetsu : Looks like it.
Nanani : Maybe I should go now.

*Flees out the door, hopefully never to return to the scary indies era*